I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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