Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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