I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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