would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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