i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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