yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
