so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Sex in the backyard? Check.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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