sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
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