Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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