it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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