Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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