dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I have post one night stand depression
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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