If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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