It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
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