My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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