i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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