Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
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