I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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