I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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