you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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