My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
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