How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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