Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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