oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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