He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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