Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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