On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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