all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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