I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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