WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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