Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
Randomize
