I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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