im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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