sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
there is puke in my bra ... again
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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