Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
pray to the hookup gods
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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