she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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