You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
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