We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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