Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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