The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
vagina is talking i cant
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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