Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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