Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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