Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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