I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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