She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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