At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Randomize
