I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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