Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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