i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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