Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
The feeling are messing with the penis
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Do you have feelings for this penis?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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