Umm I'm too high to move.
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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