We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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