So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
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