Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
wow bdsm is so cute
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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