speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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