Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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