The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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