Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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